asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via pizza)

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fathercrilly:

freewlfi:

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

i’d call this bullshit but then i remember my aunt went to a private boarding school and my grandpa picked her up in a helicopter every friday so she could go home for the weekends

They’d make excellent conservative mps

(via lostinthepockets)

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11 hours ago

eatpussylivehappy:

I think you’re cute

cute as in I wanna hear what you sound like while experiencing an orgasm

(via guy)

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11 hours ago

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

image

(via guy)

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11 hours ago

guiltyhipster:

Shout out to Ellie’s relative who fires a gun in church 

(Source: natasha-widow, via pierce-themayfire)

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theycallmemiketaylor:

You gonna act like a bitch you gonna die like a bitch

theycallmemiketaylor:

You gonna act like a bitch you gonna die like a bitch

(via elementary-mydeardoctor)

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11 hours ago

jordystaal:

do u ever just out of nowhere find a guy attractive and ur just like wtf since when

(via walrus-in-the-tardis)

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greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole

(via pizza)

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